PARTNERS IN CRIME

MAtron OF HONOR - Allie SOUTHAM

Master and commander, a truly benevolent dictator. Allie is Molly’s older sister, confidant, protector, and wedding guru. Max and Allie share a special bond over their love of basketball and competition, their highly rational minds, and Allie’s willingness to humor Max’s passion for tennis. If she tells you what to do or where to be during the wedding, she is right and you are wrong, accept it. We all have at this point. Feel free to ask her about her and her husband Tim’s wedding, word on the street is that she enjoys the topic.

MAID OF HONOR - ABBY SOUTHAM

No. 3 of the Southam sisters but No. 1 in your hearts. Abby is Molly’s younger sister, at some times her greatest friend, at others, the enemy. Max and Abby share an undying and eternal love (for each other and brunch) as well as a willingness to pick each other’s noses. Yes, she will photobomb your wedding selfie, and yes, she will be the best looking one in the picture. Don’t worry, you’ll thank her later.

BEST MAN - SEAN DELONe

“Best” man on a technicality. Sean is Max’s least favorite and only brother (by blood). Molly and Sean share a unique and intimate bond over their ability to unrelentingly mock and ridicule Max, as well as their unbelievable photogenic chemistry. If you see him with his nose deep in a book during the wedding, approach him cautiously and try not to startle him in his natural habitat. Jeering during his speech is encouraged.

MAN OF HONOR - TIM “TJ” SOUTHAM

Party animal and Lord of the dance floor. TJ is Molly’s only brother (by blood) and frequent debate sparring partner. TJ is Max’s first true friend of the Southam family (thanks Facebook) and they share a true bond over classic film/TV and solving life’s many great existential questions over cocktails. If you see him doing something questionable at the wedding just take it easy, he’s pre-law. Or maybe pre-med. But what’s the difference?